Thursday, 3 September 2009

Discretion is paramount

Right, so, its time for me to help out my fellow man, help this guy out ladies, he seems awesome. I found him on gumtree advertising himself. So here is his advert...

"I'm looking for a woman in or around the Lewisham area who wants to be fingered hard to orgasm tonight with 2, 3, 4 fingers inside her. A woman who wants her anus tongued and fingered. A woman who's prepared to stroke me while I'm fingering her and as a parting shot piss in my mouth. Any age, race, etc.

I'm keen to do this outside somewhere secluded. 32 yo white male, quite tall and attractive. I'm attached therefore discretion is paramount."


Do get in touch, here's the website if you want to leave him a message, find out more, or piss in his mouth, i prefer kiwi juice personally, but i guess I'm just weird.

http://www.gumtree.com/london/60/44869960.html

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ha ha.gumtree has recently had a revamp and doesn't have it's dodgy sex ads section any more.

Aaron Coe said...

I had seen that actually, not overly impressed but maybe i shouldnt be crawling the depths of the internet looking for weird people and their sex games, or perhaps i found a new place for that altogether.