I swear to Christ himself i get more spam and junk email than any other person on earth, it may have something to do with the kind of websites i visit. Regardless...these are just a few of my favourite email subject titles Ive received in last few days..."The more inch's in your pants, the more women in your bedroom."
"Tired of girls searching for your little friend in bed and not being able to find it."
"Embarrassed of a locker room issue, then add some inch's to him."
"With a bigger tool, the confidence will be shown in your eyes."
"A bigger rod will show a shorter road to success."
"Do you have problems in your sexual relationship, DO YOU? We can help."
"A bigger stick will put a bigger smile on your lovers face."
"Does your bedroom smell of intimacy, we can change it."
"If your water your tool, it wont help, but we know what will."
"If you had a gold fish would you ask for a bigger instrument."
"An extra inch in your pants means an extra girl in your bed."
Right, now is it just me or is there a theme occurring here, i also get a lot of emails from a company or companies trying to sell me weight loss berries. What the fuck? As for the the above e-mails, do you not think it'd of been a much better film if Meg Ryan had received the email, "Does your bedroom smell of intimacy". I'd of watched it, cause i haven't seen the current one, waiting for the directors cut, still, i wanna watch the one with Meg Ryan the skank blowing cocks for dollars and taking it from behind, that exists right?
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