People With A.I.D.S

I've drove down Zzyzx road just outside Vegas, that was pretty neat. But seeing this in the middle of Manhattan Island in between the Mayors office and Washington Square Park, nearly made me die, not of A.I.D.S mind you.

Rumour has it, Freddy Mercury's last dieing wish was to get fucked by a midget wearing a ski mask at this plaza. Unfortunately, Reg (the preferred midget) died traveling to New York to meet Fred in a tragic blimp accident. Fred died a week later, instead of being buried or cremated, Fred was stuffed and is currently on display in Burma.